What kind of god are you

Which of these is your favorite pastime? Practicing Archery. Singing Karaoke. Exploring A Cave. Building With Legos. Shopping For Clothes. Riding A Horse. Which of these is your favorite animal? Which kind of music do you like best? New Age. Show Tunes. Cool Jazz. The Grateful Dead. Which one of these apps would you be most likely to use? Zombie Run.

City Planner. Hurricane Tracker. Voice Recorder. Wildlife Calls. What is your fatal flaw? Have a kid and send him to Earth to make disciples and spread the word of how great I am.

Enslave the human race to make statues in my image until some have died from the labor. Eh, it's one person. Who cares? I try to guide them through this tough time.

Sometimes it's difficult to believe, and you just need a little extra boost. I kill them and send them to hell immediately. I tell them to start believing or they will spend an eternity in hell. Very well, Steve.

I shall heal your daughter. Pfft, I don't care about your stupid daughter. Hey, I'm sure she'll be fine. I'll just ignore it. I'm sorry, but I cannot let my followers be expecting too much of me, so I must let her go.

Thou shall be punished with an eternity in hell!!!! He seems like an overall good guy. Heaven it is, Joe. He helped kids in need? I hate those stupid kids. You decide. I'm watching this show's season finale! I will kill this Hitler and send him to hell. Eh, let him do whatever. I will stop him from committing these acts, but I love all of my creations equally, so I will give him another chance to live his life.

Ah, a new hate group, eh? I want every human to be lonely as heck! Let them live long in agony. I will let them have no sense of taste, but never be lonely, for the heart is more important than taste. Uh, what? Have them live 20 years longer in agony.

We need to move on and make a better Earth for our next generations. A handsome young man. An old wizard. The sky. A temple. Wherever fire strikes. The sea. Like them. No opinion. Love them. Hate them. If it interested me. If they asked correctly.

With grand rituals. With daily prayer. With sacrifices. By leaving me alone. Their dreams. Through omens. In person. I wouldn't. Working out at the gym. A triangle. An eye.